{"id":79,"date":"2006-10-15T19:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-16T01:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dulcimers.com\/sharonsblog\/?p=79"},"modified":"2006-10-21T20:01:45","modified_gmt":"2006-10-22T02:01:45","slug":"retarded-grandparents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/?p=79","title":{"rendered":"Retarded Grandparents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.  One essay sounds just like Kings Point complete with golf cart and the guard at the gate: <\/p>\n<p>The child wrote:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don&#8217;t know who they are anymore.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is okay now, and do exercises there, but they don&#8217;t do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.  He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They go cruising in their golf carts.  Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.  And, they eat the same thing every night: Early Birds.  Some of the people can&#8217;t get out past the man in the doll house.  The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can  be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.  Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ok, so we wear name tags, ride golf carts, no one cooks, and all of us wear hats in the pool (&#8217;cause very few really swim, most of us just soak and want to keep the sun out of our eyes), but most of us are retired NOT retarded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One essay sounds just like Kings Point complete with golf cart and the guard at the gate: The child wrote: &#8220;We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2006-fall-adventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharons-blog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}