Told by a 90 yr old at the beauty shop
Yesterday as I was leaving the beauty shop a lady who had mentioned that she’s 90+ asked me if I’d like to hear her joke.
Politely I said, “Sure,” but I didn’t expect much.
Here’s her joke:
Billy was talking with his Aunt. Billy asked, “How old are you, Aunt Rose?”
“Billy, that’s not polite. You never ask a lady her age.”
“Then how do you know how old your are?” Billy inquired.
“Well, it’s on your drivers license which never lies.”
Later Aunt Rose left him alone with her purse so he took out his aunt’s drivers license and later said, “I know you’re 62. And I what’s more, I know why you and Uncle Bob got a divorce.
“What?” asked surprised Aunt Rose.
“Yup. According to your drivers license, you got an ‘F’ in sex,”