Where’d my butt go?
It has warmed up here in Michigan and I’ve been dressing for the warmer weather with shorts and yesterday a swim suit.
Yesterday I noticed I’ve lost my butt. My weight hasn’t gone down, but I’m flat on the backside.
It’s no mystery. I found out where it’s gone. It’s pushed from back to front. I now have a belly in place of the butt.
Is this what happens to all 68 year old ladies? I could buy a pair of those “padded” panties but in a bathing suit the butt pads might absorb more water and having a butt one time and not another might not give the right impression … Naw!!!
Oh, well, as long as I suck it in (the belly) and stand facing folks, maybe no one will notice.
And my arms… they’re changing too. It’s like the skin is getting looser.
Old age definitely has some disadvantages but I am actually happier at 68 than I was 30 years ago. Guess I have to take the good with the bad.